All My BJ - the hit underground reality sitcom

January 18, 2007
ALL MY BJ AND 2 UNLIMITED FORM AN ALLIANCE
It was reported today the formal reconcile of the Miami Beach reality sitcom "All My BJ" and the Dutch techno legends "2 Unlimited" was more than successful. Their fall out began in the Summer of 2006, when All My BJ was ready to release the first episode of their first season which included 2 Unlimited's second UK no.1 hit 'No Limit'. Jean-Paul De Coster, half of the production duo which created the group, was appalled at the content and style of the show, in particular the scene which featured their song to which BJ was being thrown bottles at by his nemesis Joshea.

"It was not so much the shows poor filming and bad improvisational dialogue that upset me, but their shameless pro-littering agenda which was promoted with the reckless tossing of water bottles in [BJ's] direction," said De Coster during a Dutch interview broadcasted by VPRO early last morning.

Anita Doth, who was the singer featured on 'No Limit' as well as the groups eurodance classics "Get Ready For This,” "Tribal Dance" and "Here I Go" interviewed herself about this feud broadcasted by Radio 538, for who she coincidentally works for.

However, the quarrel, which both sides claim was strictly professional, ended not just with just a formal agreement to be friends again, professionally speaking, but with a proposal for a 2 Unlimited comeback tour. The tour will be sponsored primarily by All My BJ (to combat facing defamation charges). "I personally can't wait for their first show!" exclaimed co-creator of All My BJ, Roger Houdaille who is currently wrapping up production on All My BJ: Guatemala.

The tour is not without controversy itself. Several initial proposals for the location of their debut show of the "2 Unlimited: Still Unlimited sponsored by All My BJ and Barilla" were turned down almost instantly due to BJ's personal interference.

The original idea was to fly the two original 2 Unlimited performers, Ray Slijngaard and the afore-mentioned singer Anita Doth to Miami where they would perform to their strong, loyal fan base there: the recreational drug addicts that are more commonly associated with the city’s Winter Music Conference, at the hip yet trendy Pawn Shop club. Strong opposition came when BJ decided he didn’t want them the group to leave their land of origin and decided to book the debut gig at the legendary Paradiso in Amsterdam. When Paradiso promoters failed to show interest at this legendary 90’s techno groups reunion, the controversial decision to have the show held in Gent, Belgium was made.

No word yet on who made this controversial decision, but rumors are a-plenty, especially from the 2 Unlimited “Unlimited Too Fan Club” and the similar All My BJ fansite.

Even more unknown at this point in time is if this tour will produce a Concert DVD/CD release or at least a cameo by 2 Unlimited in an episode of All My BJ, which will surely attract more viewers

January 15, 2007
DISNEY'S TALE SPIN ON ALL MY BJ'S FRONT LAWN
Disney Inc., finally unveiled its plans to use their unique brand of Walt Disney creativity on the lawyer-less reality-sitcom All My BJ this week. “Once we realized that the lawyers [for All My BJ] were no where to be found, we immediately began our ‘magic’,” said a spokesperson for the frozen Walt Disney. “This show is full of the stuff that makes great fairytales; regardless, our experts have spent a great deal of time revamping the stories, and giving them that special ‘magic’ that the shows so-called first season and the pre-season lack.”

“This is an outrage,” said co-creator Roger Houdaille when hearing the news of Disney Inc.’s detailed plans to rip off their show. “So what if we can’t afford lawyers, or to properly copyright our material. This ain’t 1918 anymore. This kinda Walt Disney creativity doesn’t fly anymore. This show ain’t public domain!” A more vividly upset BJ commented angrily, “Walt can melt alongside the polar ice caps for all I care.”

Most people are familiar on how Disney’s special creativity is basically just stealing creativity property from wherever and whoever they can. However, this is the first serious attempt Disney Inc. has made in ripping off something their World has stumbled upon while surfing the YouTube.

“The episodes made me chuckle,” said an anonymous VP @ Disney. “It reminded me of Cinderella, in ways I care not to get into.” However much flattered by Disney’s interest in the show, the creators and fans are upset at the changes that are proposed in the new Disney’s All My BJ sitcom. These include:

BJ not getting sand in his eye when Joshea hijacks his hot date.

Father Bloopy contemplates going to Disney world instead of how he can‘t afford to die.

Joshea sends an apology slipper to BJ with a horse and carriage at the end of each episode.

The Magic Medicine is actually ‘magic’ medicine and not mint Tic Tacs.

There is no Spanish dialogue, ever.

CarolinaWoman becomes a mermaid at the end of the roommates episode.

Instead of in Miami Beach, the show takes place in Epcot.

The ZakMan character is into dinosaurs and not social networking sites.

Charlie Cloud’s character is actually a cloud, with straight edge tattoos.

Rick Moranis portrays BJ.

Just like Scientists build upon the work of other scientists without asking or paying for the privilege, Disney does the same.

“I believe that Disney will take these episodes and re shoot them in a way to carry them into a new age. He has animated stories, with both characters and light, which All My BJ hasn‘t. Without removing the elements of fear and danger altogether, he made funny what was dark and injected a genuine emotion of compassion where before there was fear. There is no more need to fear Joshea, or The Magic Medicine or Cable Theft. I believe the children are the future,” commented a nosey person reading over this reporters shoulder.

Disney, Inc. hopes to have the new episodes out in theatres as soon as Fall 2008, by which time the writers and cast of All My BJ will be safely exiled in Nevereverland.

January 14, 2007
BJ DECLARES ALL MY BJ A HOLY SITCOM
In a first of its kind, Blaise James Girard, “BJ”, has pronounced the sitcom in which he stars in, Al My BJ, as a holy sitcom. Instantly, there was widespread action taken by religious leaders of religious groups claiming the sitcom has no holy qualities. To the shows defense, BJ stated that, “the show will start to include more incest, rape, sodomy and extermination of those who don’t watch the show in the next season.” But it seems for now, they will keep the sitcom relatively morally free.

“I think it’s a smart move,” said one-time watcher Pat Orloff, who viewed most of an episode while bored at work one day after lunch break on YouTube. “I think more people who are holy-conscious will start to watch what would normally be referred to as a sub-standard piece of ridiculous storylines, characters and bad filming as something full of the good morals and stories which are typical of your holy books like The Bible and The Iliad.”

Unfortunately, as common when treading in holy waters, there are those who feel this declaration as obnoxious, self-righteous or even blasphemous.

“With [declaring] All My BJ as a holy sitcom, they are undermining all what we believe in,” said Revered Jerry Falwell. “There’s nothing but homosexuals and lesbians behind that All My BJ garbage. And AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals, and bad pseudo-reality sitcoms.”

While there is no evidence to support the number of gays Falwell assumes are behind All My BJ, the newly announced holy sitcom looks forward to releasing more episodes and a dvd, possibly holy as well, of the second season by mid-2007, in time before the Second Coming.

January 11, 2007
ALL MY BJ UNDER FIRE FOR ACCEPTING BAHAMIAN DOLLARS
MIAMI BEACH (Jan. 11) - A prominent lampooning sitcom has been hit with death threats and hate mail, this time not after one of their silly episodes, but after offering to accept Bahamian dollars, and quickly becoming another flashpoint in the nation's debate over immigrants.

"This is the United States of America, not the United States of the Bahamas," one e-mail read. "Quit catering to the damn illegal Bahamians,” demanded another.

Miami Beach-based All My BJ said it was not trying to inject itself into a larger political debate about illegal immigration from the islands of the Bahamas when it openly posted banners on their website this week saying "Acceptamos dollares de los Bahamas" - or "We accept Bahamian Dollars" - which is viewed not only by Miami Beach locals, but the international community, including the Bahamas.

All My BJ spokesman Father Bloopy said the sitcom was just trying to sell more DVDs to its customers, 2 percent of whom are from The Bahamas.

Chicken Grill, Pita Plus, Publix supermarkets and other American businesses in towns along the Miami Beach shores accept Bahamian Dollars. And some businesses in New York and Minnesota communities along the northern border accept Canadian dollars.

The difference here is that the sitcom is available worldwide, not just in Miami Beach.

The sitcom said it has received hundreds of e-mails, some supportive, some critical, but most just spam.

While praising the Bahamian Dollar plan as an innovative way to appeal to Bahamians, a partner in the nation's largest Bahamian public relations firm said a backlash was inevitable.

"Right now there's a lot of anti-immigrant rhetoric going around that could make them a lightning rod," said Patricia Peton, a partner at Birch, Binn & Eaper in Deerfield Beach.

All My BJ proclaims on its Web site that "to serve the Bahamian community is our passion." Its themes are loosely understandable and relatable to people from or in the U.S. illegally from the Bahamas.

The second season of the show is rumored to possibly include subtitles in Bahamian English as well as the more traditional languages.

Many Bahamian All My BJ viewers have Bahamian Dollars "sitting in their sock drawers or in their wallets or empty rum bottles," Bloopy said. "We're talking small amounts, where it would be inconvenient to stop and exchange on the way back - maybe 10 or 20 dollars' worth of Bahamian Dollars."

The ratings for the show, however, are said to most likely not be affected by this controversy. “We are fairly confident the poor ratings will remain so,” said a YouTube spokesperson.